The 5 Stages of Allergies
Inspired my all-time favorite comedian, Gabriel Iglesias, I’ve decided to group my allergies into 5 stages. 1. Itchy 2. Piggy 3. Drippy 4. Sickly 5. DAMN The first stage, Itchy, is pretty minimal. This is when you see a cat thirty feet away and just rub your tongue against the roof of your mouth just thinking about the allergies. This is the stage when you might be trying to itch the inside of your ears, maybe a few itchy spots on your body, but totally doable. Compared to what you could be feeling, you feel great! Piggy is stage two. That’s when the itching sets in deeper. All allergy sufferers I’ve met know how to make a special, secret noise that non-allergy sufferers can’t make. It’s like a secret handshake! Except you do it by yourself. And it’s sad. It’s the noise you make when you’re using your tongue to itch the back of your...